Mothers Day Jokes
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Santa Claus is a Man
A rebuttal to 'Is Santa Claus a Woman?' - proving that Santa Claus is, and must be, a man! Grunt!Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 10:48 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Guilt-laden Christmas letter
... which proves that you're never too old for a little parental guilt ... especially around ChristmastimePosted by traymond on 10/30 at 03:48 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I don’t like the looks of your wife…
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:28 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Goodbye, Mother!
The bond between a mother and son ... or, between a mother and a total stranger ...Posted by traymond on 07/17 at 06:47 AM in Mothers Day Jokes
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Tuesday, April 08, 2008
How to wrap a baby
I know that the Bible teaches that Mary wrapped the baby Jesus in swaddling clothes ... but was he wrapped like an egg roll?Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:43 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Is Santa Claus secretly a Woman?
As a man, I find the logic inadequate -- but funny! Is Santa Claus actually a female? Read and find out!Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 10:38 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Friday, January 04, 2008
The Rules
Thankfully, I learned 'The Rules' before I was married ... which gave my wife the opportunity to change them all! Remember -- the Female makes the Rules!Posted by traymond on 01/04 at 08:55 PM in Mothers Day Jokes
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Thursday, February 05, 2009
Motherhood - or, Research Associate in the field of Child Development
It's amazing how some small-minded people are impressed by job titles - and how funny it can be!Posted by traymond on 02/05 at 02:20 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Friday, February 27, 2009
Gift for my newlywed wife
The husband had a *good* idea about getting a gift for his new bride. The execution, however, ...Posted by traymond on 02/27 at 08:39 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Valentines Jokes
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
The age of some women is like the speedometer of a used car
A cute, funny, and *true* joke about how some women ... 'exaggerate' ... about their agePosted by traymond on 09/02 at 08:48 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Age Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Will his mother approve of his fiancee?
A very funny joke, all too true -- and doubtless the basis of future mother-in-law jokes!Posted by traymond on 02/15 at 06:25 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Broken lawn mower
The broken lawn mower story is proof positive that Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. Happy Valentine's Day!Posted by traymond on 02/14 at 02:58 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Saturday, February 07, 2009
What is prettier than freckles?
A very sweet story, story, with a punchline that's both sweet and hilarious at the same time!Posted by traymond on 02/07 at 02:39 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Age Jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Need to learn how to use a computer
I need to have my wife learn how to use the computer for the same reason, but I"m not brave enough to give this reason!Posted by traymond on 02/12 at 07:32 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Saturday, December 19, 2009
Chapstick - a Mother’s Day story
A Mother's Day story, purported to be true and sure sounds like it, that's *very* funny!Posted by traymond on 12/19 at 08:42 PM in Mothers Day Jokes
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