Politician Jokes
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Father and Son and Lincoln’s birthday
Every father should learn why to be careful when comparing their sons to Abe LincolnPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 05:42 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Kids jokes, Politician Jokes
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Who is this on the penny?
Sometimes, a teachable moment tends to backfire ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 06:36 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Kids jokes, Politician Jokes
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Bill Clinton dreams of the gates of Heaven
So, what will happen when Bill Clinton approaches the heavenly gates?Posted by traymond on 05/08 at 07:58 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
The embarassing dinner party
Sometimes, when planning an elegant dinner party, you plan everything down to the smallest detail -- only to leave out one, embarrassing detail. A true anecdote about Ronald Reagan and Jane WymanPosted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:35 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
The difference between men and women
According to the French Parliment, that is ...Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:50 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Picking tobacco on Inauguration day
Calvin Coolidge's anecdote about what his son was doing when he was inaugurated PresidentPosted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:27 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Hillary Clinton and the Fortune Teller
What shocking news does the fortune teller have for Hillary Clinton?Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 04:31 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
The hen lays, or the hen lies?
Someone asked Calvin Coolidge if, where he came from, people say that a hen lays an egg, or the hen lies an egg - the exciting answer!Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:40 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Hillary Clinton Visits School Children
The funniest thing happens at question-and-answer time when Hillary Clinton visits an elementary school class ...Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 04:40 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Quotes about politics and politicians
My favorite political quote is from Winston Churchill: Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.Posted by traymond on 10/31 at 08:29 PM in Funny quotes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
The Hottest Selling Political Bumper Sticker
A bumper sticker for *both* political parties in the U.S.A.?Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:43 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Hillary’s Deal With the Devil
What if Hillary Clinton made a deal with the devil? ...Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 04:48 PM in Church and God jokes, Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
President Bush’s Church
What happens when somebody calls the church that President George W. Bush attendsPosted by traymond on 10/31 at 08:25 PM in Church and God jokes, Politician Jokes
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Checks and Balances
When they say that the American political system consists of checks and balances, is this what they mean?Posted by traymond on 10/31 at 07:48 PM in Politician Jokes
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Friday, April 27, 2007
Look Who’s Running the Country
A very funny, and very sad, look at some of the people in America's Congress and Senate -- and how little some of them knowPosted by traymond on 04/27 at 10:32 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Politician Jokes
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