Politician Jokes
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Checks and Balances
When they say that the American political system consists of checks and balances, is this what they mean?Posted by traymond on 10/31 at 07:48 PM in Politician Jokes
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President Bush visits Mexico
A very old joke, first told (to my knowledge) about President Truman -- but still true (and funny)!Posted by traymond on 10/31 at 08:21 PM in Politician Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Party in honor of Titus Oates
But who is Titus Oates, anyway?Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 05:36 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
A Roswell conspiracy or coincidence?
Now *this* is a coincidence that the X-files needs to investigate ... or Tipper Gore, maybe.Posted by traymond on 06/13 at 08:31 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Saturday, June 13, 2009
What’s the Difference Between God and Obama?
A *very* funny comparison/contrast between God and President Obama, courtesy of Rush Limbaugh ...Posted by traymond on 06/13 at 08:57 AM in Politician Jokes
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Give me your money!
Hard to tell which is the bigger thief, really ...Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 06:36 PM in Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
George Bush and Clinton on a Train
An old joke, rewritten to take advantage of Bill Clinton's reputation as a philandererPosted by traymond on 10/31 at 07:24 PM in Politician Jokes
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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and the Lockbox
For those of you who listen to Rush Limbaugh -- no, not *that* lockbox!Posted by traymond on 10/31 at 07:22 PM in Politician Jokes
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Top 10 stupid quotes from Hillary Clinton
On the one hand, anyone who talks for a living is *bound* to say something stupid every now and again ... on the other hand, some of these are absolutely chilling in revealing how Hillary's mind worksPosted by traymond on 10/31 at 07:04 PM in Politician Jokes
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Politics quotes
Funny quotes about politics from H.L. Mencken, Ronald Reagan and morePosted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:52 PM in Funny quotes, Politician Jokes
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Friday, January 25, 2008
Final requests for three convicted spies
An older joke, but still very funny -- I love the punch line!Posted by traymond on 01/25 at 05:35 AM in Politician Jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
The politician’s opponent has called him a liar
What's said is *how true* this is for *so many* politiciansPosted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:28 PM in Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
New state mottos
Ever wonder where your state motto comes from, or what it means? It's time to update the mottos of the different states, with what they *really* should be!Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 04:23 AM in Politician Jokes
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Billions more in taxes
And to think, this was written *before* President Obama's plan to 'stimulate' the economy with a *Trillion* dollar in more government spending!Posted by traymond on 01/13 at 06:32 AM in IRS jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Presidential advice for Hillary Clinton
Advice for Hillary Clinton, should she ever become PresidentPosted by traymond on 10/31 at 07:11 PM in Politician Jokes
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