Politician Jokes

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hillary Clinton and the puppies

But Hillary wants to know, are the puppies Democrats or Republicans?

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

President Bush visits Mexico

A very old joke, first told (to my knowledge) about President Truman -- but still true (and funny)!

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Saturday, June 13, 2009

What’s the Difference Between God and Obama?

A *very* funny comparison/contrast between God and President Obama, courtesy of Rush Limbaugh ...

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

A Roswell conspiracy or coincidence?

Now *this* is a coincidence that the X-files needs to investigate ... or Tipper Gore, maybe.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Party in honor of Titus Oates

But who is Titus Oates, anyway?

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Give me your money!

Hard to tell which is the bigger thief, really ...

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Top 10 stupid quotes from Hillary Clinton

On the one hand, anyone who talks for a living is *bound* to say something stupid every now and again ... on the other hand, some of these are absolutely chilling in revealing how Hillary's mind works

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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and the Lockbox

For those of you who listen to Rush Limbaugh -- no, not *that* lockbox!

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George Bush and Clinton on a Train

An old joke, rewritten to take advantage of Bill Clinton's reputation as a philanderer

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Billions more in taxes

And to think, this was written *before* President Obama's plan to 'stimulate' the economy with a *Trillion* dollar in more government spending!

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Politics quotes

Funny quotes about politics from H.L. Mencken, Ronald Reagan and more

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Posted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:52 PM in Funny quotesPolitician Jokes
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Tax Freedom Day

New Year's Day seems like an awfully long time ago. So it's pretty alarming that we've been working for the government this whole time! Tax Freedom Day, on April 23rd, marks the day we stop earning money for the government and finally start to keep the money we earn. A funny video that makes a serious point.

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Final requests for three convicted spies

An older joke, but still very funny -- I love the punch line!

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Newsbusted episode, March 20 2009

Topics in today's show: --The Pentagon says Pakistan may become a failed state --The New York Times sells its jet --Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman break up again --Barbie turns 50

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Monday, May 11, 2009

The Nanny Tax rap

A very funny video on how Uncle Sam is 'protecting' us by taxing 'bad' things such as plastic bags, water bottles, etc - Plenty of 'sin taxes' have been proposed this past year: an 18 percent tax on non-diet soda (NY), a 7 percent poured drink tax (Pittsburgh), a 5 cent bottled water tax (Chicago), an 1800% hike in beer taxes from $1.30/keg to $24.80/keg (OR)

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Posted by traymond on 05/11 at 05:08 AM in Funny VideosPolitician Jokes
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