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Thursday, October 11, 2007
Bumper Sticker Puns
Puns found on bumper stickers -- my favorite is found on a demolition-company truck: 'Edifice Wrecks'Posted by traymond on 10/11 at 08:33 PM in Puns
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Buying a Barbie Doll?
Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:37 AM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Car in reserved parking space
A punny way to deal with someone who's in *your* parking space!Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:37 AM in Car Jokes, Puns
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat Puns
These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned.Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:16 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See
A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as 'Humility, and How I Achieved It' by I.M. Fabulous -- only with a Christmas themePosted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:42 AM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Christmas pun
If not Christmas, at least Winter ... of course, there is a shepherd and his flock as well ...Posted by traymond on 12/04 at 08:20 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Don’t Mensa your words
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:42 AM in Newspapers, Puns
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Farmer Kellog’s Ram
A truly atrocious pun ... especially if you remember a certain jingle for a certain breakfast cereal ...Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 04:36 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
George Carlin Quotes
A collection of one-line jokes from George CarlinPosted by traymond on 05/09 at 06:01 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Puns
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Is the dog dead?
An atrocious pun ... not to worry, no dogs were harmed in the making of this joke.Posted by traymond on 09/10 at 09:21 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Is this my Christmas Present?
A truly atrocious, groaner pun - hope you enjoy it too!Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:04 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Mahatma Ghandi pun
What does Mahatma Ghandi have to do with 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'? Read and find out!Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:54 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Puns
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Marine biologist pun
A truly atrocious pun, starring a marine biologist and a race of genetically engineered dolphins ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:29 AM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Meretricious!
An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac AsimovPosted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:34 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Music saved my life
*This* is why your parents made you learn a musical instrument ...Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 06:54 PM in Age Jokes, Kids jokes, Puns
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