Puns
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Marine biologist pun
A truly atrocious pun, starring a marine biologist and a race of genetically engineered dolphins ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:29 AM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, March 01, 2008
Still more witty sayings for lexophiles
If you like playing with words and their meanings, you'll appreciate this list of punsPosted by traymond on 03/01 at 09:16 PM in Puns
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Don’t Mensa your words
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:42 AM in Newspapers, Puns
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Visitor to New York City
The sightseeing visitor to New York City gets more than he bargained for from a native to the city, who acts as impromptu tour guidePosted by traymond on 05/01 at 07:01 PM in Puns
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Some Musical Christmas Advice
Some punnish advice with a musical twist for Christmas - hope you enjoy them as much as I did.Posted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:17 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Christmas pun
If not Christmas, at least Winter ... of course, there is a shepherd and his flock as well ...Posted by traymond on 12/04 at 08:20 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Car in reserved parking space
A punny way to deal with someone who's in *your* parking space!Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:37 AM in Car Jokes, Puns
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Is the dog dead?
An atrocious pun ... not to worry, no dogs were harmed in the making of this joke.Posted by traymond on 09/10 at 09:21 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Friday, February 06, 2009
The worst cup of coffee ever
A cute story, with a great punchline! What grandparent *wouldn't* drink that coffee?Posted by traymond on 02/06 at 02:29 PM in Dieting jokes, Kids jokes, Puns
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
The virtue of brevity - or, just how ridiculous have U.S. Government regulations become?
Why is it the longer something is, the less worthwhile it becomes?Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:35 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Puns
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Farmer Kellog’s Ram
A truly atrocious pun ... especially if you remember a certain jingle for a certain breakfast cereal ...Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 04:36 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Out standing in their field
A truly atrocious pun that I hope you enjoy as much as I did!Posted by traymond on 09/10 at 10:18 PM in Airplane jokes, Puns
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Sea Monster pun
An atrocious pun, dealing with sea monsters, potatoes, and ships -- I hope you enjoy the joke as much I did!Posted by traymond on 08/24 at 03:19 AM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Pun collection
A collection of puns from my mother-in-law, who *claims* to dislike puns... hah!Posted by traymond on 03/29 at 05:01 PM in Puns
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Three Bears pun
Despite what you may think, this punny joke is *not* about the children's storyPosted by traymond on 08/24 at 03:21 AM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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