Puns

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The mechanic’s dog eats grass

A truly atrocious pun -- hope that you enjoy it

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Posted by traymond on 06/13 at 09:17 PM in Church and God jokesPuns
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The singing fish

Yes, it's a joke about a singing fish ... that leads up to a truly atrocious pun! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

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Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 07:21 PM in Animal JokesPuns
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Saturday, June 30, 2007

The anthropologist and the cure for constipation

A groaner pun, based on 'With friends like these, who needs enemies?'

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Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:32 AM in Puns
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Naming your pets

I really can't complain about the names this fellow gave his pets ... I named my dog 'gone' and my kitten 'kaboodle'

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Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 06:33 PM in Animal JokesPuns
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Unconventional Limericks

A number of limericks that are 'unconventional' in various ways:

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Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 08:46 AM in Puns
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Thursday, August 30, 2007

The dogs of Munich

An atrocious pun ... and to think they made a musical out of this!

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Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:48 PM in Animal JokesPuns
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hannukah pun

An utterly atrocious pun - that I hope you enjoy as much as I did!

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Posted by traymond on 12/30 at 06:23 AM in Christmas JokesPuns
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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Which animal is the most powerful?

A very funny pun dealing with a lion, a hawk, and a skunk - laugh out loud funny!

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Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:27 PM in Animal JokesPuns
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Thursday, September 13, 2007

The Reign of the Good King James

A groaner pun ... that has nothing to do with the King James of England

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Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 06:12 PM in Animal JokesPuns
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The murder of Juan Gonzales

... but who ever heard of a golf gun?

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Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:31 AM in Puns
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The failed clone

The consequences when the scientist dabbles in human cloning ... a groaner pun

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Posted by traymond on 01/15 at 05:36 PM in Puns
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Sunday, September 06, 2009

Gertrude the seagull lays a six pound egg | Gertrude and Heathcliffe | Red Skelton

One of Red Skelton's favorite characters, the seagulls Gertrude and Heathcliffe, on the occasion of Gertrude laying a six-pound egg

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Posted by traymond on 09/06 at 06:44 PM in Animal JokesPuns
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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

I don’t like the sound of those drums

When it comes to the drums, everyone's a critic

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Posted by traymond on 12/03 at 09:38 PM in Puns
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

French criminal steals from the Louvre

An atrocious pun about the Louvre in France and some famous artists

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Posted by traymond on 03/24 at 10:57 PM in Puns
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009

An American and a Czechoslovakian …

A 'shaggy dog' story that leads to an atrocious, groaner pun! My thanks to the Czech's!

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Posted by traymond on 10/06 at 05:01 AM in Puns
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