Puns
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
The singing fish
Yes, it's a joke about a singing fish ... that leads up to a truly atrocious pun! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 07:21 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Naming your pets
I really can't complain about the names this fellow gave his pets ... I named my dog 'gone' and my kitten 'kaboodle'Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 06:33 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Pun collection
A collection of puns from my mother-in-law, who *claims* to dislike puns... hah!Posted by traymond on 03/29 at 05:01 PM in Puns
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
The anthropologist and the cure for constipation
A groaner pun, based on 'With friends like these, who needs enemies?'Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:32 AM in Puns
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Friday, February 06, 2009
The worst cup of coffee ever
A cute story, with a great punchline! What grandparent *wouldn't* drink that coffee?Posted by traymond on 02/06 at 02:29 PM in Dieting jokes, Kids jokes, Puns
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
The Reign of the Good King James
A groaner pun ... that has nothing to do with the King James of EnglandPosted by traymond on 09/13 at 06:12 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
The dogs of Munich
An atrocious pun ... and to think they made a musical out of this!Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:48 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Which animal is the most powerful?
A very funny pun dealing with a lion, a hawk, and a skunk - laugh out loud funny!Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:27 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Hannukah pun
An utterly atrocious pun - that I hope you enjoy as much as I did!Posted by traymond on 12/30 at 06:23 AM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
The murder of Juan Gonzales
... but who ever heard of a golf gun?Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:31 AM in Puns
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
The failed clone
The consequences when the scientist dabbles in human cloning ... a groaner punPosted by traymond on 01/15 at 05:36 PM in Puns
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Wednesday, December 03, 2008
I don’t like the sound of those drums
When it comes to the drums, everyone's a criticPosted by traymond on 12/03 at 09:38 PM in Puns
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Sunday, September 06, 2009
Gertrude the seagull lays a six pound egg | Gertrude and Heathcliffe | Red Skelton
One of Red Skelton's favorite characters, the seagulls Gertrude and Heathcliffe, on the occasion of Gertrude laying a six-pound eggPosted by traymond on 09/06 at 06:44 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
French criminal steals from the Louvre
An atrocious pun about the Louvre in France and some famous artistsPosted by traymond on 03/24 at 10:57 PM in Puns
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009
An American and a Czechoslovakian …
A 'shaggy dog' story that leads to an atrocious, groaner pun! My thanks to the Czech's!Posted by traymond on 10/06 at 05:01 AM in Puns
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