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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
The murder of Juan Gonzales
... but who ever heard of a golf gun?Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:31 AM in Puns
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
The Reign of the Good King James
A groaner pun ... that has nothing to do with the King James of EnglandPosted by traymond on 09/13 at 06:12 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
The singing fish
Yes, it's a joke about a singing fish ... that leads up to a truly atrocious pun! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 07:21 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
The virtue of brevity - or, just how ridiculous have U.S. Government regulations become?
Why is it the longer something is, the less worthwhile it becomes?Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:35 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Puns
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
The Zoo Keeper
A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoyPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Three Bears pun
Despite what you may think, this punny joke is *not* about the children's storyPosted by traymond on 08/24 at 03:21 AM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Unconventional Limericks
A number of limericks that are 'unconventional' in various ways:Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 08:46 AM in Puns
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Visitor to New York City
The sightseeing visitor to New York City gets more than he bargained for from a native to the city, who acts as impromptu tour guidePosted by traymond on 05/01 at 07:01 PM in Puns
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
Which animal is the most powerful?
A very funny pun dealing with a lion, a hawk, and a skunk - laugh out loud funny!Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:27 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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