Saturday, April 14, 2007
Is that bull safe?
The young man wonders into the farmer's field and asks, 'Is that bull safe?'Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:56 AM in Animal Jokes
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Heart transplant from a sheep?
The negative side to a heart transplant from a sheep is ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:54 AM in Animal Jokes, Doctor jokes
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Great dog quotes
Dog quotes - great quotes about dogs, both anonymous and famous such as Aldous Huxley, James Thurber, Mark Twain, and morePosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:45 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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German shepherd applied for fast food job
What happened when the German Shepherd dog applied for a job at the fast food restaurantPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:43 AM in Animal Jokes
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Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving mealPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:39 AM in Animal Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes
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Duck wants Lip Balm
A truly atrocious pun ... which is the best kind!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:36 AM in Animal Jokes
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Duck asks, Do you have any grapes?
Do you have any grapes? A hilarious joke about a duck who wants to buy some grapes - this is my 9 year old daughter's favorite joke - the punch line has become a key phrase between us.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:31 AM in Animal Jokes
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Dog’s Letters to God
If a dog *could* send letters to God, what would they say?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:23 AM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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dog rules for Christmastime
A list of simple rules for the dogs out there, on how to behave during your humans’ Christmas seasonPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:07 AM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Dog at the movies
Some people do *too much* with their petsPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:35 AM in Animal Jokes
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Diary of a Cat
What your cat secretly thinks (who knew that 'Cats and Dogs' were so accurate?)Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:28 AM in Animal Jokes
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Dead pet bunny in your dog’s mouth
What not to do with the neighbor's dead bunny, when you find it in your dog's mouthPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:24 AM in Animal Jokes
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
And here I thought it was to help them swim ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:21 AM in Animal Jokes
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Why did the ram run off the cliff?
As my wife would say, they always blame the femalePosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:18 AM in Animal Jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
here's why!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:14 AM in Animal Jokes
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