School Jokes
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Paying your debt to society
Sometimes, teachers can get *nice* surprises ...Posted by traymond on 11/28 at 06:08 PM in School Jokes
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
Opting out of the final exam
A *very* funny joke, with a great punchline, and a better point!Posted by traymond on 11/15 at 05:59 PM in School Jokes
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Please excuse my child from school because …
Funny actual excuses that parents sent ...Posted by traymond on 11/15 at 06:02 PM in School Jokes
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Rome wasn’t built in a day
Just ask any student ... but be prepared for the answer you get!Posted by traymond on 11/28 at 06:05 PM in School Jokes
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Profit and loss on text books
Or is this trying to weed out the people who won't pass the Economics course?Posted by traymond on 11/27 at 07:35 PM in School Jokes
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Monday, November 19, 2007
School bus ride
Actually, this reminds me of the time my younger brother rode out into the country on the school bus ... just because he could ...Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 05:27 PM in School Jokes
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
Only a Fifth-Grade Teacher
And it's *only* a joke ... but it rings true!Posted by traymond on 11/15 at 06:16 PM in Kids jokes, School Jokes
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Monday, November 19, 2007
The teacher asks, Are you opposed to war?
The reason the student gives is *not* what the teacher expected ...Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 05:47 PM in School Jokes
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What would you like to take when you attend college?
The 8-year-old child has a *very* different answer ... very funny!Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 05:58 PM in Kids jokes, School Jokes
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Worst Analogies Found in High School Papers
Like something that was really bad in a funny way, but was actually funnier and worse than that ...Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 05:49 PM in School Jokes
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Sunday, December 07, 2008
Teaching about blood circulation
Yet another reason what teachers shouldn't ask students to play 'read my mind' ...Posted by traymond on 12/07 at 09:51 PM in School Jokes
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
Rules for teachers in 1915
Teachers today may think that they have it hard, and they do, but a little perspective (circa 1915) helps ....Posted by traymond on 11/15 at 06:23 PM in School Jokes
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Monday, February 09, 2009
Rabbit working on his dissertation for his PhD.
A hilariously funny joke, that people working on a dissertation will *especially* enjoy.Posted by traymond on 02/09 at 10:43 AM in Animal Jokes, School Jokes
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Monday, November 19, 2007
How much do we pay our teachers?
My brother, a teacher, thinks that this would be a *good* idea!Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 06:02 PM in School Jokes
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
Used college textbooks
Used textbooks can often be sold to the students at the beginning of the next semester ... and some are better values than others ... according to the Professor!Posted by traymond on 10/10 at 06:28 PM in School Jokes
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