Friday, April 13, 2007
Different quarry on a fox hunt
Years ago, when fox hunts were more common, the hunting party had an unusual problemPosted by traymond on 04/13 at 09:26 AM in Airplane jokes
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Guess how many chickens are in the bag
Can the clown guess how many chickens are in the bag? Even with a 'hint'?Posted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:19 AM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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The vultures and the luggage
Redefining the meaning of 'carry on' luggagePosted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Airplane jokes
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The magician and the parrot
Don't you hate it when someone tries to expose a magician's tricks?Posted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:07 AM in Animal Jokes
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It’s wonderful what some insects can do
How much can an insect lift, anyway?Posted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:04 AM in Animal Jokes
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Clown playing fetch with his pet dog
clean funny jokes - what happens when the veterinarian tells the clown that he needs to exercise his pet dogPosted by traymond on 04/13 at 06:51 AM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
Basic Rules for Dogs
Yes, there are rules for dogs ... the bad news for humans is, the dogs actually follow their rules.Posted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:35 PM in Animal Jokes
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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom
It's all logical, once you think about itPosted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:27 PM in Animal Jokes
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A Mime in the Zoo
And you thought mimes only worked in a box ...Posted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:23 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Young and Foolish Airplane Pilot
Why it's a bad idea to irritate the control tower ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:50 PM in Airplane jokes
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You know you’ve chosen the wrong airline when …
If this list describes your airline, run, don't walk, for the exitPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:47 PM in Airplane jokes
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What was the problem with the airplane?
What happens when the airplane pilot hears a funny noise?Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:45 PM in Airplane jokes
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Top Twenty Rejected Airline Advertising Slogans
I *can't* understand *why* these were rejected -- oh, wait, yes I can!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:40 PM in Airplane jokes
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The time is 7:47
Sometimes, the best puns are inadvertent onesPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:39 PM in Airplane jokes, Marriage Jokes
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The nervous flyer
'Whatever you do, don't complain about the engines!'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:37 PM in Airplane jokes
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