Song Lyrics
music lyrics to various funny songs and song parodies
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign - Star Trek song parody
A parody of the song 'Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover', based on the original Star Trek series' penchant for killing red shirted ensigns. In other words, if Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Benson beamed down to a planet's surface, you can pretty much say your farewells to the red shirt Ensign. And the song parodies this, or celebrates it, depending on your point of view.Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 04:58 PM in Song Lyrics, Star Trek Jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for his comic strip.Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:07 PM in Christmas Jokes, Song Lyrics
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Nobody Loves The Ump - song lyrics
Song lyrics to 'Nobody Loves the Ump', from the sixth season of 'I Love Lucy' -- sung by Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz and guest-star Bob HopePosted by traymond on 07/30 at 04:47 PM in Song Lyrics
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We’ll Build a Bungalow - song lyrics
Song lyrics to "We'll Build a Bungalow" as sung by Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz on the classic 'I Love Lucy' TV seriesPosted by traymond on 07/30 at 05:14 PM in Song Lyrics
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake
Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:37 PM in Christmas Jokes, Song Lyrics
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
A Bit of Nonsense song lyrics
Silly song lyrics to 'A Bit of Nonsense'Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 07:57 PM in Song Lyrics
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Friday, June 01, 2007
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Lyrics to 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer', written by Randy Brooks, originally recorded by Elmo and Patsy and later released by the Irish RoversPosted by traymond on 06/01 at 06:55 AM in Christmas Jokes, Song Lyrics
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Final Exam Hymn
Final Exams week? Sung to the tune of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' ...Posted by traymond on 11/27 at 07:27 PM in School Jokes, Song Lyrics
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Tippy Tippy Toe - song lyrics
Song lyrics to 'Tippy Tippy Toe', as heard on the 'I Love Lucy' episode, 'Lucy Hires an English Tutor'Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 05:56 PM in Song Lyrics
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Aba Daba Honeymoon
Song lyrics to the classic silly song, 'Aba Daba Honeymoon' -- Words and Music By: Arthur Fields & Walter DonovanPosted by traymond on 09/18 at 06:37 PM in Animal Jokes, Song Lyrics
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A Boy and a Girl in a Little Canoe
Song lyrics to 'A Boy and a Girl in a Little Canoe'Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 08:03 PM in Song Lyrics
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Monday, November 12, 2007
Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Jed,
Song parody on the theme song to 'The Beverly Hillbillies' -- what if Jed Clampett were a computer programmer?Posted by traymond on 11/12 at 07:44 PM in Computer jokes, Song Lyrics
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Dirty Bill
Song lyrics to 'Dirty Bill', a children's silly songPosted by traymond on 09/18 at 08:43 PM in Song Lyrics
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Betty Botter song lyrics
Song lyrics to the classic Mother Goose rhyme, 'Betty Botter' -- 'a bit of better butter will make the bitter batter better ...'Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 07:53 PM in Song Lyrics
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Boom, Boom, Ain’t It Great to be Crazy? song lyrics
Song lyrics to 'Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to be Crazy?' the classic silly songPosted by traymond on 09/18 at 07:59 PM in Song Lyrics
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