Star Trek Jokes
Saturday, April 14, 2007
The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story
Funny Jokes - The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story. What happens when Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise encounter the strangest life form of all ... the Road Runner from the Looney TunesPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 07:12 PM in Animal Jokes, Star Trek Jokes
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Star Trek puns and groaners
Some Star Trek jokes are funny, while some are puns, and a few are groaners -- these are all three! Enjoy these jokes about Star Trek (the original series), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space 9, and Star Trek: EnterprisePosted by traymond on 08/08 at 03:58 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign - Star Trek song parody
A parody of the song 'Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover', based on the original Star Trek series' penchant for killing red shirted ensigns. In other words, if Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Benson beamed down to a planet's surface, you can pretty much say your farewells to the red shirt Ensign. And the song parodies this, or celebrates it, depending on your point of view.Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 04:58 PM in Song Lyrics, Star Trek Jokes
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Star Trek:The Next Generation meets Microsoft Windows
What does Captain Picard and the Borg have to do with Microsoft Windows?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 05:06 PM in Computer jokes, Lawyer jokes, Star Trek Jokes
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Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck if…
Why is it that I can imagine Jeff Foxworthy reading this list?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 05:30 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Star Trek Presidential campaign slogans
If Star Trek characters could run in the Presidential political campaign, what slogans would they use?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 04:10 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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The Top Ten Classes at Starfleet Academy
So, where do I go to register for Starfleet Academy classes, anyway?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 06:18 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek
I understand that some people think that TV can be educational ... but Star Trek re-runs?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 04:23 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Differences between a Trekker and a Trekkie
Many people are fans of the various Star Trek TV series -- some are more into it than others. A very funny list defining some of the differences betweeen fans ('Trekkers') and fanatics ('Trekkies'). Here's hoping you don't recognize yourself!Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 03:29 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Signs Star Trek Is Taking Over Your Life
If you recognize yourself in this list, slowly back away from the TV (and Tivo, and DVD player, and VHS ...), open the door, go outside and realize that there's more to life than Star Trek.Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 06:31 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Star Trek - Why did the chicken cross the road?
Various Star Trek characters answer the burning question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 04:35 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Top 10 changes if Starfleet has sponsors
Remarkably enough, the U.S.S. Enterprise *could* look like a Nascar vehicle ...Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 05:36 PM in Star Trek Jokes
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Thursday, May 07, 2009
Trekkies bash new Star Trek prequel film as ‘Fun, Watchable’
A very funny news parody with Trekkies reacting to the new Star Trek film, 'Star Trek : The Beginning'Posted by traymond on 05/07 at 05:37 AM in Funny Videos, Star Trek Jokes
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