Thanksgiving Jokes
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Thursday, November 01, 2007
Cooking Thanksgiving dinner the first time
Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time -- even so, this is ridiculous ...Posted by traymond on 11/01 at 05:10 AM in Clown jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving mealPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:39 AM in Animal Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Funny Thanksgiving quotes from a variety of sources ... my favorite is Erma Bombeck's observation on how long it takes to prepare Thanksgiving dinner versus how long it takes to eat it ... and why!Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 03:58 AM in Thanksgiving Jokes
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Last Minute Turkey
The customer learns not to leave things to the last minute, and the butcher learns that honesty is the best policy ...Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:35 PM in Christmas Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
One line Thanksgiving jokes
One line jokes, or 'groaners' as my mother-in-law calls them ... unless Alex Trebek tells them, of coursePosted by traymond on 10/31 at 04:58 AM in Puns, Thanksgiving Jokes
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Stuffing the turkey
For Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner, please learn a lesson from this poor person about how *not* to stuff the turkey!Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:33 PM in Dieting jokes, Christmas Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Thanksgiving dinner bribe
What will Dad do to get a grandchild?Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 07:53 PM in Marriage Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes
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Thursday, November 01, 2007
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
A weather forecast with 100% accuracy - for the fourth Thursday in November, aka ThanksgivingPosted by traymond on 11/01 at 05:23 AM in Thanksgiving Jokes
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Things not to do at Thanksgiving
Frankly, this sounds like a list of things that my younger brother *would* do -- please don't!Posted by traymond on 11/01 at 05:27 AM in Thanksgiving Jokes
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Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore's 'The Night Before Thanksgiving', about Thanksgiving evening ...Posted by traymond on 11/01 at 05:16 AM in Thanksgiving Jokes
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You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When
A list of signs that you may have eaten a *little* too much at ThanksgivingPosted by traymond on 11/01 at 05:00 AM in Thanksgiving Jokes
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