Thanksgiving Jokes

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Thanksgiving dinner bribe

What will Dad do to get a grandchild?

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

One line Thanksgiving jokes

One line jokes, or 'groaners' as my mother-in-law calls them ... unless Alex Trebek tells them, of course

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey

Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving meal

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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore's 'The Night Before Thanksgiving', about Thanksgiving evening ...

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Thanksgiving quotes from a variety of sources ... my favorite is Erma Bombeck's observation on how long it takes to prepare Thanksgiving dinner versus how long it takes to eat it ... and why!

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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Things not to do at Thanksgiving

Frankly, this sounds like a list of things that my younger brother *would* do -- please don't!

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Cooking Thanksgiving dinner the first time

Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time -- even so, this is ridiculous ...

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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

A weather forecast with 100% accuracy - for the fourth Thursday in November, aka Thanksgiving

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You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When

A list of signs that you may have eaten a *little* too much at Thanksgiving

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Stuffing the turkey

For Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner, please learn a lesson from this poor person about how *not* to stuff the turkey!

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Last Minute Turkey

The customer learns not to leave things to the last minute, and the butcher learns that honesty is the best policy ...

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey

A funny, true story that everyone will smile at ...

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