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Thursday, October 11, 2007
‘Out Of Office’ Email Auto Replies
Some of the more annoying 'out of office' automated email repliesPosted by traymond on 10/11 at 09:17 PM in Computer jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version
A military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) - aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMsPosted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:34 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
‘Twas the night before Christmas—for the politically incorrect
'Twas the night before Christmas -- for the politically incorrectPosted by traymond on 05/12 at 09:20 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall
Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two versesPosted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:48 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms
Another parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' -- but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it's truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom!Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:30 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
‘Twas the Night Before Implementation
Strictly for the computer nerds among us - but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they're *so* true!Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:52 PM in Christmas Jokes
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‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas
Parents Night Before Christmas - another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, 'some assembly required'Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:30 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
And the funny part is, we would all think that these things were perfectly normal ...Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 07:20 PM in Car Jokes, Computer jokes
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
10 Things You Learn About Americans From ‘BayWatch’
It's a very sad commentary that foreigners might learn these 'truths' about Americans from watching 'Baywatch'Posted by traymond on 05/08 at 07:50 PM in Celebrity Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
12 Days of Christmas Memo | North Pole | Santa Claus
I know that corporate downsizing is inevitible in American business ... but at the North Pole?Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:58 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
12 Tips for Managers from Employees
The sad part is, how many managers are *exactly like this*Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 09:07 PM in Bureaucracy jokes
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Sunday, February 17, 2008
40 things that only happen in movies
clean funny jokes - 40 things that only happen in movies - my favorite is #33, "All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her."Posted by traymond on 02/17 at 09:04 PM in Celebrity Jokes
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Monday, June 04, 2007
4th of July cookout and illegal fireworks
This is *not* the best way to avoid getting caught by the police for illegal fireworks.Posted by traymond on 06/04 at 05:54 AM in Fathers Day jokes, Independence Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
5 wet apes and company policy
I always *wondered* how company policy got startedPosted by traymond on 07/31 at 05:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
50 people swindled!
Look out for that newsboy ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:17 PM in Clown jokes
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