Work Jokes
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Actual Federal Employee Evaluation Quotes
Utterly hilarious! Such as, 'If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.'Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 09:17 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
A Mother’s job description
Did you ever wonder what a job description for 'Mother' would entail? Both funny and touching.Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 03:40 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Being excused from jury duty
Can you think of a *better* reason to not serve on a jury?Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:46 PM in Work Jokes
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Excuses For Missing Work
If you actually *use* any of these excuses for missing work, then you really should be firedPosted by traymond on 04/24 at 10:01 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
The Rules of Bureaucracy
A sadly accurate listing of bureaucratic rulesPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:18 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Office Terminology for the New Millennium
My favorite is 'Dilberted'Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:01 PM in Work Jokes
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Human Resources Helpful Hints
As good a system for job placement as any -- a very different aptitude testPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:56 PM in Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Do It Yourself
Actually, *this* is the reason that I don't do things myself. At least, it's the reason that I give my wife ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:26 PM in Computer jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Hot office, broken air conditioner
This sounds like a *wonderful* place to workPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:35 PM in Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Faster Food
Reminiscent of how Starbucks has three sizes of coffee -- large, grande, and viente -- all of which mean 'large'Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:23 PM in Airplane jokes, Dieting jokes, Work Jokes
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Company Christmas Party
Just possibly, this 'inclusiveness' and 'diversity' has gone too far - witness what happens to the poor person planning the company Christmas partyPosted by traymond on 04/24 at 09:37 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Christmas Jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Building a Financial Empire
You can make money the *hard* way, or the *easy* way ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:58 PM in Age Jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Casual Fridays
That sad truth is just how *true* this joke is ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:31 PM in Work Jokes
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Monday, August 20, 2007
Airport security - going too far?
On the one hand, I'm glad that we're taking airport security seriously after 9/11 ... but even so ....Posted by traymond on 08/20 at 05:57 PM in Airplane jokes, Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Account Balance
... and I used to think that *my* bank had bad customer service!Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:21 PM in Work Jokes
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