Work Jokes
Monday, August 06, 2007
Credit Card Signature
The sad thing is, I've *actually* had this happen to me ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:15 PM in Work Jokes
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
The building contractor goes to Heaven
Why is the building contractor given such a warm welcome in Heaven?Posted by traymond on 06/13 at 08:58 PM in Church and God jokes, Work Jokes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Nike Shoe Personalization Email
The following is an email exchange between an MIT graduate student and customer service at Nike iD, a service that lets people buy Nike shoes with a word of their choice on its side. It was reported in the Village Voice, which says they verified the story with Nike.Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 07:03 AM in School Jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Defective grocery bag
All too true, unfortunately .. but on the positive side, the eggs were safe on the bottom ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:06 PM in Work Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Cannibals in the workplace
I've heard of rough places to work, but this is ridiculous! A very funny joke, making a good point about who's valuable in a corporationPosted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:06 AM in Work Jokes
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Thursday, June 21, 2007
Unqualified applicant at the job interview
Even so, my heart goes out to the job applicant ...Posted by traymond on 06/21 at 07:43 AM in Work Jokes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Shoe Repair
What *do* you do when you find an old claim ticket for the shoe repair shop?Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 06:44 AM in Work Jokes
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Thursday, December 04, 2008
Losing your wallet at the auction
Yet another reason to use e-bayPosted by traymond on 12/04 at 09:44 PM in Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
The accountant’s first worry
I'd hate to think what his *second* worry would be ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:17 PM in Work Jokes
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
The right way to settle a strike
Whether you're a union member, or a member of management, you have to admire the creativity that the president of the factory used to settle the strike ...Posted by traymond on 04/24 at 08:46 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Friday, January 25, 2008
Rookie police officer in Alabama
Why does the police sergeant care about time zones?Posted by traymond on 01/25 at 05:16 AM in Car Jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In The Corporate World Too Long
Not to mention if your boss is developing pointing hair like Dilbert's boss ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:18 PM in Work Jokes
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Speaking too long
And *how* can you tell the CEO that he's speaking too long?Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:34 PM in Work Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Who Says There’s No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 04:33 AM in Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Is the glass half empty or half full?
A well-known proverb states that an optimistic would say a glass is half full, while a pessimist would say it is half empty. What would people of different professions and walks of life say?Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:42 PM in Work Jokes
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