Work Jokes
Monday, August 25, 2008
Leaving the hospital
Rules are rules - but sometimes the hospital nurse needs to listen to the patient.Posted by traymond on 08/25 at 05:51 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Job Security
Nice to know that there's a positive side to a bad day at work ...Posted by traymond on 12/18 at 10:48 PM in Work Jokes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Nike Shoe Personalization Email
The following is an email exchange between an MIT graduate student and customer service at Nike iD, a service that lets people buy Nike shoes with a word of their choice on its side. It was reported in the Village Voice, which says they verified the story with Nike.Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 07:03 AM in School Jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Defective grocery bag
All too true, unfortunately .. but on the positive side, the eggs were safe on the bottom ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:06 PM in Work Jokes
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Thursday, June 21, 2007
Unqualified applicant at the job interview
Even so, my heart goes out to the job applicant ...Posted by traymond on 06/21 at 07:43 AM in Work Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Cannibals in the workplace
I've heard of rough places to work, but this is ridiculous! A very funny joke, making a good point about who's valuable in a corporationPosted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:06 AM in Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Is the glass half empty or half full?
A well-known proverb states that an optimistic would say a glass is half full, while a pessimist would say it is half empty. What would people of different professions and walks of life say?Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:42 PM in Work Jokes
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The accountant’s first worry
I'd hate to think what his *second* worry would be ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:17 PM in Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In The Corporate World Too Long
Not to mention if your boss is developing pointing hair like Dilbert's boss ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:18 PM in Work Jokes
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
The right way to settle a strike
Whether you're a union member, or a member of management, you have to admire the creativity that the president of the factory used to settle the strike ...Posted by traymond on 04/24 at 08:46 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Shoe Repair
What *do* you do when you find an old claim ticket for the shoe repair shop?Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 06:44 AM in Work Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
When the advertising executive dies
At least they're not fighting over the remains ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:50 PM in Work Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
How to be banned from Wal-Mart
*Everyone* goes to Wal-Mart, right? Not if you follow this list of things not-to-do there!Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 04:41 AM in Work Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Speaking too long
And *how* can you tell the CEO that he's speaking too long?Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:34 PM in Work Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Who Says There’s No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 04:33 AM in Work Jokes
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