Saturday, April 14, 2007
The dog that emptied the wastebaskets
And he probably doesn't get paid overtime, either ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:53 PM in Animal Jokes
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The birthday parrot
The only way to cure a parrot of fowl language ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:47 PM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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The baby turtle attempts to fly
When should they tell the baby turtle the truth?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:37 PM in Animal Jokes
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The baby camel asks questions
And you think that *your* child keeps asking questions ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:32 PM in Animal Jokes
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The AWOL sailor’s punishment
Actually, this is a build-up to a truly atrocious pun -- must reading!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:30 PM in Animal Jokes, Military Jokes
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Talking dog for sale - cheap!
Would you buy a talking dog for $10?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:24 PM in Animal Jokes
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Short bee jokes
One-liner bee punsPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:22 PM in Animal Jokes
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Purebred Police Dog for Sale
You have to be careful when purchasing a pet through the classified adsPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:19 PM in Animal Jokes
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Pet centipede at a party
*This* is why you *don't* bring centipedes to parties ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 02:58 PM in Animal Jokes
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One liner fairy tale jokes
A collection of one-line jokes and puns dealing with various fairy tales, such as Red Riding Hood, Aladdin, Cinderella, the three little pigs, etc.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 02:52 PM in Animal Jokes
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One line snake jokes
Some funny one line jokes about snakes!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 02:50 PM in Animal Jokes
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One line Animal Christmas Jokes
A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as 'Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!'Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 02:45 PM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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More answers to ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’
More answers to the eternal question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' as might have been answered by Darwin, Freud, Fox Mulder, Jerry Seinfeld, Martin Luther King Jr., and many more!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 01:04 PM in Animal Jokes
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Miss Piggy Riddles
A series of jokes for my favorite muppet, Miss PiggyPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 12:54 PM in Animal Jokes
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Mad cow disease
Why isn't the cow worried about mad cow disease?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:58 AM in Animal Jokes
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