Actual Doctors’ Notes on Patient Charts

This just goes to prove that doctors (and other health care providers) are people too ...

• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
• On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
• She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
• The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
• The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
• Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
• The patient refused an autopsy.
• The patient has no past history of suicides.
• Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
• Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
• She is numb from her toes down.
  

• While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
• Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
• The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
• Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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