All I need to know about life I learned from my girlfriends

A slightly sexist, for-the-ladies list that you'll laugh out loud at!

  • Good times are even better when they’re shared.
  • A good long talk can cure almost anything.
  • Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets.
  • Listening is just as important as talking.
  • An understanding friend is better than a therapist… and cheaper too!!
  • Laughter makes the world a happier place.
  • Friends are like wine; they get better with age.
  • Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.
  • Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!
  • When it comes to “bonding,” females do it better.
  • You are never too old for slumber parties!!

  • Girls just want to have fun.
  • It’s important to make time to do “girl things.”
  • Calories don’t count when you are having lunch (or any other food) with your girlfriends.
  • You can never have too many shoes.
  • Gems may be precious, but friendships are priceless!

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