Animal riddles

Silly riddles about animals -- my children like these

• What is gray and dusty and goes, “Cough, Cough”?
  An elephant cleaning erasers.
• Have you heard about the new magazine in the library for athletic dogs?
  It’s called Spots Illustrated
• What kind of tests are fish good at?
  Open brook tests
• Why was the sheep grounded?
  He brought home a b-a-a-a-d report cart
• Why did the pony have to go to the principal’s office?
  He was horsing around.
• Why do spiders do well in computer class?
  They love the Web.
• What fish does poorly in school?
  Flounder.
• Why did the giraffe graduate early?
  He was head and shoulders above the rest of his class

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