Answers From Students On Music Exams

Very funny quotes from students' tests in Music classes

• Refrain means don’t do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing.
• J. S. Bach died from 1750 to the present.
• Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.
• Beethoven wrote music even through he was deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.
• Henry Purcell is a well-known composer few people have heard of.
• Aaron Copeland is one of our famous contemporary composers. It is unusual to be contemporary. Most composers don’t live until they are dead.
• An opera is a song of bigly size.
• In the last scene of Pagliacci, Canio stabs Nedda who is the one he really loves. Pretty soon Silvio gets stabbed also and they live happily ever after.
• Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.
• Caruso was first an Italian. Then someone heard his voice and said he would go a long way. So he went to America.
• Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written a long time ago.

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