Betting on the speaking parrot

Can the bird sing at the synagogue on Rosh Hashanah?

A man owns a parrot that can sing and speak beautifully. He takes it to the synagogue on Rosh Hashanah and makes a wager that the bird can conduct the High Holiday service better than the temple;s cantor.

When the big moment comes, though, the parrot is silent. The man is outraged.

He takes the bird home and is about to kill it when the bird finally speaks: “Schmuck! Think of the odds well get on Yom Kippur!”

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