Boy or girl?
It's true enough that, with today's clothing and hair styles, sometimes it's hard to tell at a distance if someone is male or female. But in that case, it's probably smartest to keep it to yourself!
Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Bystander: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her father.
Bystander: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 07:29 PM in Mothers Day Jokes
The trackback URL for this entry is: http://www.bestcleanfunnyjokes.info/index.php/trackback/1242/pXNVlwiB/
Trackbacks:
No trackbacks yet.Comments:
No comments yet. Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.Next entry: Dieting buddy
Previous entry: The lawyer, the golfer, the doctor