Cat Puns

These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned.

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
- A duck filled fatty puss!

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
- He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath.

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
- There was some money in the kitty.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
- Shredded tweet!

What do cat actors say in a Shakespearean play?
- Tabby or not tabby! That is the question.

What is the only kind of work a weak cat can do?
- Light mouse work

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
- Because she wanted to mail the litter

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
- To a mewseum (!!!!)

What does a cat get from watching too many Mickey Mouse films?
- Disney Spells

Where did the first cats live?
- Purr-sia and Paw-tugal

What do you get if you cross a parakeet with a cat?
- A peeping Tom

Hear about the cat who was a tennis fan?
- He had two brothers in the racket.

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