Cat quotes
- “Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”—Bruce Graham
- “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”—Unknown
- “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”—Anonymous
- “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”—Jeff Valdez
- “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”—English proverb
- “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”—Ellen Perry Berkeley
- “One cat just leads to another.”—Ernest Hemingway
- “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”—Mary Bly
- “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”—Joseph Wood Krutch
- “People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.”—Faith Resnick
- “There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”—Anonymous
- “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”—Hippolyte Taine
- “No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.” Scottish Proverb
- “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life music and cats.”—Albert Schweitzer
- “The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”—Ernest Menaul
- “Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”—Arabic Proverb
- “Time spent with cats is never wasted.”—Colette
- “You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”—Colonial American proverb
- “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”—Joseph Wood Krutch
- “I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."-- Unknown
- “My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes.”—Anonymous
- “Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.”—American Proverb
- The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron. - George Will
- I simply can’t resist a cat, especially a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know. - Mark Twain
- Cats don’t need to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailingly ingenious in that respect. - James Mason
- Cats don’t like change without their consent. - Roger A. Caras
- There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. - Champfleury
- A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
- In a cat’s eyes, all things belong to cats. - English proverb
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