Dead pet bunny in your dog’s mouth

What not to do with the neighbor's dead bunny, when you find it in your dog's mouth

One day a man comes home from work, only to find his neighbor’s pet rabbit in his dog’s mouth.  The rabbit is dead, and the man panics, trying to find a way out of his predicament.

He takes the dirty, dead, rabbit into the house and bathes it, followed by blow-drying its’ fur.  He places the clean, dead rabbit back into its’ cage at his neighbor’s house before they came home, hoping that they will think that the rabbit perished of natural causes.

A few days later, his neighbor calls to the man, and asks him “Did you hear that Fluffy, our beloved pet rabbit died?”

The man begins sweating, fearing that the truth is about to come out.  “You, um, don’t say?”

“Yes, and let me tell you, there are some sick people in this world!  The same day that we buried Fluffy, someone dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back into his cage!  What kind of crazy must live in this neighborhood, huh?”

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