Early Christmas shopping

How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out ...

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”

“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.

“That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner. 

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Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:34 PM in Christmas JokesLawyer jokes

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