Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital
The man received life-saving surgery at the Catholic hospital ... but who will pay the bill
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had emergency heart surgery. He wakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became understandably annoyed and replied loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The heart attack patient replied, “Send the bill to my brother in law.
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