Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek

I understand that some people think that TV can be educational ... but Star Trek re-runs?

• Seek out new life and new civilizations
• Non-interference is the prime directive
• Keep your phaser set on stun
• Humans are highly illogical
• There is no such things as a Vulcan Death Grip
• Live long and prosper
• Having is not so pleasing as wanting; it is highly illogical, but often true
• Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
• Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate tribbles)
• Enemies are often invisible- like Klingons they can be cloaked
• Don’t put all your ranking officers in one shuttle craft

• When your logic fails, trust a hunch
• Insufficient data does not compute
• If it can’t be fixed, just ask Scotty
• Even on our own world, sometimes we are alien
• When going out into the Universe, remember: “Boldly go where no one has gone before”

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