Faster Food

Reminiscent of how Starbucks has three sizes of coffee -- large, grande, and viente -- all of which mean 'large'

A man looked at the menu at the airport restaurant, and saw that the sandwiches were named for planes. “I’ll have a ‘jumbo jet,’” he said. When the order arrived, he was disappointed to see how small his burger was, but he ate it anyway. He called his waiter over.

“Are you sure that was the ‘jumbo jet?’” he asked.

“Yeah,” the waiter answered. “Went pretty fast, didn’t it?”

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Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:23 PM in Airplane jokesDieting jokesWork Jokes

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