Fatal Things to say to your Pregnant Wife

A list of things to never say to your pregnant wife.

A list of things to never say to your pregnant wife.  Never.  Ever.

13. “I finished the Oreo’s.”
12. “I’m not implying anything, but I don’t think the baby weighs 40 pounds.”
11. “Well, couldn’t they induce labor? The 25th is Super Bowl Sunday.”
10. “Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea.  Wow, that’s really got to hurt.”
9. “Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!”
8. “I’m jealous! Why can’t men experience the joy of childbirth?”
7. “Are your ankles supposed to look like that?”
6. “Get your own ice cream.”
5. “Wow, you’re looking kind of puffy today.”
4. “Got milk?”
3. “Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Bambi.”
2. “Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.”

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife --

1. “You don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.........”

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