First I got tonsilitis

Quite the list of illnesses, really ...

Elmer said, “First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.”

Calvin says, “Boy, you had quite a time!”

Elmer replies, “I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test.”

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Posted by traymond on 12/08 at 08:39 PM in Kids jokes

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