Heavenly Daze, starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes taken from the Three Stooges short film "Heavenly Daze" where Shemp comes back as a ghost to haunt Moe and Larry

Funny movie quotes from Heavenly Daze starring the Three Stooges

Shemp (Shemp Howard): Bad, Uncle Mortimer?
Uncle Mortimer (Moe Howard): I hope you brought your asbestos suit!

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Train announcement: All aboard! The heavenly express, bound for the Big Dipper, the Little Dipper, Earth, Mars, Venus, Kookamonga, and all points south.

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Shemp (Shemp Howard): [having been soaked by a rain cloud] What’s the idea, you think you’re in California?

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I. Fleecem (Vernon Dent): [reading Shemp’s will] ... furthermore, I Shemp the Stooge being of an unsound mind and hereby proving it, do leave all my worldly possessions to my cousins Moe and Larry.

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Moe (Moe Howard): [counting out Shemp’s money] That leaves seventy bucks for you, Larry.  1 - 2 - 3 - 4 ... say, at what age did you graduate grammar school?
Larry (Larry Fine): Eighteen.
Moe (Moe Howard): 18 - 19 -20 - 21 -22 ...
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Robber!
Moe (Moe Howard): Say, tell me, how old do you have to be to collect your old age pension?
Larry (Larry Fine): Sixty-five.
Moe (Moe Howard): 65 -66 - 67 - 68 - 69 -70!

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I. Fleecem (Vernon Dent): That’s what I call easy pickins!
Shemp (Shemp Howard): [picking his pocket] You’re telling me.

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Larry (Larry Fine): Cheerio, Pi-Pip, and all that sort of rot, old thing, old stuff, old fishmonger, old skunk bait!

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Larry (Larry Fine): Say, why would anybody want a fountain pen that can write under whipped cream?

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Moe (Moe Howard): Get going, and answer the door.
Butler: I’m goin’ but my heart ain’t in it.

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Mr. DePuyster: You look like you’ve seen a ghost.
Butler: Mister, you don’t know the half of it.

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