Guns A-Poppin’ - the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film, Guns A-Poppin'

Funny movie quotes from Guns A-Poppin’ (1957) starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Joe Besser

Judge (Vernon Dent): Were you ever indicted?
Moe: Not since I was a baby, your honor.

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Joe: This area’s fine for hunting!
Larry: How do you know?
Joe: There’s a sign outside that says ‘Fine for Hunting’.

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Larry: You’re gonna have noodles for breakfast?
Moe: Make it spaghetti.
Larry: Okay.
Joe: How do you want your eggs?
Moe:  Sunny side down.  And don’t turn ‘em over.

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Moe: If there’s anything I like better than honey and catsup, it’s bologna and whipped cream—and we don’t have any.

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Moe: You’re right—there is a bear out there.  You boys go out and shoot him.  I’d go with you, but my nerves won’t let me.
Joe: Yeah, I don’t have the nerve either.
Moe: Larry, you do it then.
Larry: Alright, but if that bear kills me, I’ll never speak to you again.

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Wild Bill Hookup: Say, that’s a nice gun you’ve got there.
Moe: Yeah, I got it for my bar mitzvah.

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