Happy Groundhog Day
Sometimes, it pays for a husband to look at the calendar ...
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”
“Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.
At 10 am, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 pm, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home. “First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!” she exclaimed. “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”
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