Happy Groundhog Day

Sometimes, it pays for a husband to look at the calendar ...

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”

“Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 am, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1 pm, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home. “First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!” she exclaimed. “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”

Digg! StumbleUpon
Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:02 PM in Marriage JokesHoliday Jokes

The trackback URL for this entry is: http://www.bestcleanfunnyjokes.info/index.php/trackback/126/7wvU1PQV/

Trackbacks:

No trackbacks yet.

Comments:

No comments yet. Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.

<< Back to main

About

The funniest jokes on the web - the best clean funny jokes.

Most recent entries

Categories

Monthly Archives

Syndicate

Join our Mailing List