History of New Years Resolutions

The sad part is how true this is ...

New Years Resolutions from Four years ago

• I will read at least 20 good books a year.
• I will get my weight down below 170.
• I will pay off my bank loan promptly.

New Years Resolutions from Three Years Ago

• I will read at least 10 books a year.
• I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
• I will pay off my bank loans promptly.

New Years Resolutions from Two Years Ago

• I will read 5 books a year.
• I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
• I will be totally out of debt by next year.

New Years Resolutions from Last Year Ago

• I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
• I will work out once a week.
• I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.

New Years Resolutions for This Year

• I will try and finish the comics section this year.
• I will drive past a gym at least once a week.
• I will try to be out of the country by next year.

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