How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Ask each breed of dog, and get a different answer ...

• Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• Border Collie:  Just one.  And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
• Dachshund:  You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
• Rottweiler:  Make me.
• Boxer:  Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
• Lab:  Oh, me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!  Can I?  Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  Huh?  Can I?  Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
• German Shepherd:  I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
• Jack Russell Terrier:  I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb?  I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb.
• Chihuahua:  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• Pointer:  I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
• Greyhound:  It isn’t moving.  Who cares?
• Australian Shepherd:  First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle

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