Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin?

It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)

I was musing on similarities between Santa Claus and system administrators.
Consider:

• Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.
• When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.
• Santa seldom answers your mail.
• When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.”
• Santa doesn’t care about your deadlines.
• Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.
• Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
• Santa laughs entirely too much.
• Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your HOME.
• Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

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