I’ve sure gotten old

It just goes to prove that there's always *something* to be grateful about ...

I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two by-pass surgeries. I’ve also had a hip replacement and new knees.

I’m currently fighting prostate cancer, and diabetes.

I’m half blind, and I can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine.

I am currently taking 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia.

I have poor circulation, and can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can’t remember if I’m 82 or 92. I have lost all my friends.

But ... thank goodness I still have my driver’s license!

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