Love, Lust, and Marriage

The differences between Love, Lust and Marriage -- sad, true and funny all at the same time.

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Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust: “Do I have to buy you dinner first?”
Marriage: 4 McDonald’s Happy Meals . . . to go

Love: Giving your love some candy
Lust: Thinking you are the candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids’ candy off of the carpet

Love: French perfume
Lust: Brut aftershave
Marriage: “The baby needs changing. . .”

Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Lust: “I can think of a way to stay warm . . .”
Marriage: Your teen-aged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets

Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover’s Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

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