Monkey Businessmen starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges - Moe, Larry, Curly

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Moe: (seeing Larry crawling along the floor) I always knew he was a groundhog.


(Curly pulls a wad of cash out of an umbrella)
Moe: Money!  Moola! (to Curly) I accept your apology!
Larry: And you can come with us!


(Larry takes Curly’s temperature)
Moe: What’s it say?
Larry: 90 proof!


Male Nurse: Gentlemen?
Larry (looking around): Who came in?



Male Nurse: What do you think you’re doin’?
Moe: Breathing!
Male Nurse: Well, cut it out! It ain’t on the schedule!


Moe: (to Larry) Dr. Windbag, I presume?
Larry: Well, blow me down!


Moe: He’s out like a light!  What did you give him?
Curly: (holding a mallet and a black bottle) Ether!
Moe: Ether?
Curly: Either the mallet or the bottle!


Moe: We’ll fool that guy!  We’ll cut through your skull so fast, he won’t know the difference!
Curly: But what about me?
Moe: You won’t know the difference either.


Curly: What are you doing in there? (to Moe and Larry locked in the steam room) What are you so steamed up about?


Curly: (after chasing a shapely female nurse, only to be slapped and thrown threw a door, with a serving tray thrown through the hole in the door and hitting him on the head) I can take a hint!
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