New Year’s resolution to quit smoking

It's always easy to talk about quitting smoking .. but taking *this* first step is easy ...

A young man at a New Year�s party turned to his friend and asked him for a cigarette.

“I thought you made a New Year�s resolution to quit smoking,” said his friend.

“I’m in the process of quitting,” the man replied, “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.”

“What’s phase one?’” asked his friend.

“I’ve quit buying.”

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Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 06:39 AM in Holiday Jokes

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