Nobody Loves The Ump - song lyrics

Song lyrics to 'Nobody Loves the Ump', from the sixth season of 'I Love Lucy' -- sung by Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz and guest-star Bob Hope

Song lyrics to Nobody Loves The Ump from the sixth season of I Love Lucy—Lucy Meets Bob Hope

Safe
You’re out
Foul ball

Nobody loves the ump
He’s the apple of nobody’s eye
Nobody loves the ump
And I’ll never know , never know why

(Ricky Ricardo [Desi Arnaz])
Oh they boo and they hiss and they holler at me
Just because it’s a ball and I call it strike three
I’m not wearing my glasses so how can I see
Nobody loves, nobody loves, nobody loves the ump

(Lucy Ricardo [Lucille Ball])
If I call it a ball then they call me a slob
If I call it a strike then they call out the mob
If I call off the game I’d be out of a job
Nobody loves, nobody loves, nobody loves the ump

(Bob Hope)
They very first inning the fans all commence
They belt me with bottles, I take no offence
‘Cause each one they throw I return for two cents
Nobody loves, nobody loves, nobody loves the ump
The ump, nobody loves the ump

YOU’RE OUT!

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