Of Cash and Hash - the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film, 'Of Cash and Hash'

Funny movie quotes from Of Cash and Hash (1955) starring the Three Stooges - Moe, Larry, Shemp

Police Officer: Who’s in that can?
Larry: Just garbage!



Larry: What kind of bird is that on the stool?
Moe: Must be a stool pigeon.


Larry: (placing order at restaurant) Two fried eggs over easy! (customer leaves, Larry decides to eat the eggs himself) On those fried eggs, use the fresh ones this time!


Police Captain: (takes a sip of the coffee, spits it out)
Moe: Oh, you like it.
Police Captain: That tastes like paint!
Shemp: You’re crazy. (takes a sip) That is paint.  (takes a sip of the coffee) That’s the coffee. (puts it down, takes the cup of paint instead) This tastes better.


Larry: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Bank robber: I’ve never been there.


Moe: I tell you, he drove up to that deserted house.
Shemp: Deserted house! Deserted house! I don’t like deserted houses!
Larry: Why not?  They might give us dessert!


Moe: You had a hallucination!
Shemp: I had a hunk of pipe!

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