On the 8th day, God created Canada

I'm not even Canadian, and even *I* laughed at the punch line!

Everyone knows the story of God creating the world in 6 days, and resting on the 7th….

Well on the 8th day, God and the Angel Gabriel were looking down on the world, and God said to Gabriel “I am happy with my creation, Gabriel, so happy in fact that today I will create the best land in the world, and I will call this land Canada. Oh Gabriel, it will be most beautiful. I will give it tall, majestic mountains, and wide open prairies … I will give it not 1, not even 2, but 3 oceans … I will cover this land in rich green forests, deep blue lakes, crystal clear rivers and beautiful wild life for the people to enjoy.  I will let them experience all 4 seasons, and I will populate this land with all different types of people … nothing but the kindest, gentlest, most caring people in the world … and they shall be known as Canadians.  These Canadians will be known around the world for their friendliness, and compassion for others, and will be well respected by all.  They will rise up in the face of tyranny, and help crush evil that threatens the world. They will be intelligent, and use this intelligence for the good of the world….”

God keeps going on like this for a while, and this whole time Gabriel has become quite worried.  Finally he says, ”God, I don’t mean to question You, but don’t You think that You may be giving these Canadians a little too much?”

God looks upon Gabriel and smiles, and then says “Don’t worry Gabriel….wait until you see the neighbors I am giving them!”

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