One liner Snowman Jokes
A collection of one-liner jokes about snow men - Happy Holidays
- What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps ! - What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers ! - Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs ! - How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle ! - What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball ! - How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet ! - How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up! - How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you! - What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies! - What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes! - What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly sauce! - What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle - What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost! - What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile! - What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite ! - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man! - What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out! - What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill! - What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream! - What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
Ice Tea! - What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting! - What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos! - Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a “Snow"-bank! - Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snowman is an island! - Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrrrrrrr! - What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
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