One line Christmas Jokes
one-liner Christmas jokes and puns - enjoy!
- A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. - How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick ! - What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"! - What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light up my life! - What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it! - What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I’m going out tonight ! - What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! - What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes ! - What’s Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia ! - Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! - What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
Jungle bells. - Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly” wood! - Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! - Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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