Organic farming for the clueless
Don't count your horse eggs before they're hatched ...
An urban organic farming nut bought himself a few acres that he planned to farm “nature’s way.”
He asked a neighbor about horse eggs. The neighbor painted a couple of watermelons and sold them as horse eggs for $10 apiece. On the way home, the watermelons fell off the back of the pickup. When they hit the road, they burst open and two jack rabbits jumped out of the bush.
“It’s just as well. Those horses would have been too fast to plow with anyway,” he said.
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