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Outrunning the bear
A classic joke about two campers who need to outrun a bear ...
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.
The first man drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second man says, “What are you doing? Sneakers wont help you outrun that bear.”
“I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first man says. “I just need to outrun you.”
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