Philosophy of housecleaning
I don’t do windows because
I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don’t wax floors because
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible - not to mention the fear of litigation.
I don’t mind the dust bunnies because
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don’t disturb cobwebs because
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don’t Spring Clean because
I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.
I don’t pull weeds in the garden because
I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!
I don’t put things away because
My spouse will never be able to find them again.
I don’t do gourmet meals
when I entertain becauseI don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don’t iron because
I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.
I don’t stress much on anything because
“A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old curmudgeon.
Remember:
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Posted by
traymond on 07/11 at 05:54 PM in
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