Politics quotes

Funny quotes about politics from H.L. Mencken, Ronald Reagan and more

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
-- H. L. Mencken

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I’m telling you, this guy is presidential material.
-- Dave Letterman

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don’t understand, such as working for a living.
-- P. J. ORourke

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan

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